"UR SHORT, WELL YOU'RE A SINGLE MOM" | Blind date roast each other 

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Mar 31, 2021




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Maria Konik
Maria Konik 14 days ago
I've got screenshots of half naked girls on my phone and I'm not even a lesbian, they're just pretty 🤷‍♀️
Matthew Smith
Matthew Smith 27 minutes ago
@Tha Imperial Ngl I miss read that one I don’t even got pictures of guys in my phone
Oni Chan
Oni Chan 17 hours ago
that's what im trying to explain when they found my collection of JoJo memes.
YT IG Day ago
This is the type of chick who would leave her baby in the car in 90 degree weather so she could go suck off some gigachad at the club
A True Earthling
She thinks it's A ok your not grown enough silly girl.
Ryan D
Ryan D 2 days ago
@Maria Konik Women call men gay all the time as an insult or to protect their ego, I’ve never seen a scorned man call a woman a lesbian lol
HuffleBunny Hour ago
It's like the same princip when you about to meet the cashier in grocery store. You'll be surprised how sometimes the energy of paying the cashier or the cashier scanning all the items etc can become a vastly different if you engage with a simple smile. People usually copy the engaging attitude. Or rather adapt to it. Ofc take it with a grain of salt...
J.R. Elgran
J.R. Elgran 2 hours ago
Glad he didn't simp out and be nice. Guys have to start dropping their nuts again. Shit is out of hand these days.
First Last
First Last 2 hours ago
Im a trainer. Yeah who isn't these days? All i hear when someone says trainer is, "i dont have any real talent or skills"
tokyo snxws
tokyo snxws 3 hours ago
What up cisgendered niggas
Sniper T
Sniper T 4 hours ago
Are y’all two lovers? I think y’all a cute couple
Mikel Hawk
Mikel Hawk 5 hours ago
So glad I grew up before the internet came along.
Joy & Lily
Joy & Lily 7 hours ago
Preach is so STUUUUUPID!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😬😬😬😭😭😭
Adam Wright
Adam Wright 7 hours ago
the thing is she needs to look at herself in the mirror before she talks about looks.
Alex 8 hours ago
haha I guess
Angel Sanchez
Angel Sanchez 9 hours ago
This was dope
LandOfSand 11 hours ago
Lmao personal trainer?!? Bitch doesn’t even know how to work out either!!! 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻
mdb831 12 hours ago
I hope the kids dad was 6 foot 5
mdb831 12 hours ago
Preach is mad funny.
CreNative. Fosho
CreNative. Fosho 12 hours ago
I would've went in on the broad too
CreNative. Fosho
CreNative. Fosho 13 hours ago
yooooo daaaaamn sonson out here scheming with the screening
TexasGreenTea 13 hours ago
I'm from LA. I visited Sweden. The drop in cellulite-per-square-inch-of-ass ratio was stark, whether or not you convert to metric.
Gigi LaFlare
Gigi LaFlare 13 hours ago
Does anyone know if Preach is bisexual?
Brandt Gill
Brandt Gill 13 hours ago
I cast vicious mockery. I call him short
j neilson
j neilson 14 hours ago
I've got a flip phone ...good luck with that.😁
hitskeboy 15 hours ago
You two 🤣😂🤣😂
Tregg Liebler
Tregg Liebler 15 hours ago
If she was "nice" I'd hate to see her mad...
Sk8 15 hours ago
Chick built like a line backer.
Kozak 16 hours ago
funny af
Scorpiogirl95 16 hours ago
Dude she aint even attractive
Stacey Bailey
Stacey Bailey 16 hours ago
They probably should have gone out. Start out honestly and busting each others balls. They would laugh a lot.
ninles1 17 hours ago
This ish was hillllllaasrrrious.
Oni Chan
Oni Chan 17 hours ago
imagine some girls found your JoJo meme collections
Mr C aS
Mr C aS 17 hours ago
Match making Big bird and millhouse Sesame simps🙈
oneplus estrada
oneplus estrada 18 hours ago
Aba, you look like Ismael Rivera dude. Rock on, also Willie Colón on the 70s.
Jonathan Cabassa
Jonathan Cabassa 19 hours ago
You gotta whole baby!?!? 😭😭
Menkir Dennis
Menkir Dennis 19 hours ago
He turned so petty OMG DAMNNN
Robert Whiteside
Robert Whiteside 20 hours ago
Her selfies looked exactly the same as his screen shots down to the pose. Ass and all 🤣
Squeeb 21 hour ago
Yeeeeesssssss the section about girls uploading skintimate pictures all over and then calling dudes creepy for looking at them or saving them is wild.
Gabriela Ruby
Gabriela Ruby 21 hour ago
When girls comment we do it w purpose so Ofc he's upset 😂😂
Squeeb 21 hour ago
"Diddlydee potatoes" is about as racist as King Bach's vine segments. You're welcome. No one is offended.
J S 21 hour ago
I sure hope this isn’t the future of dating😂
BINGOBALL111222 22 hours ago
I watched your guys video first and then I watched Cody ko’s video straight after and it’s crazy how different the comments are on both channels. I was on the guys side really just because she started the shit talk and then she thought she was being nice, lol
rob fox
rob fox 22 hours ago
Byus 22 hours ago
Yea he should’ve went in on her about being a single mom lol boy I would’ve destroyed her 😂😂😂😂
kane robertson
Maurice Williams
I would of cuss her out this girl from the first minute 😂😂
Aaron Herzog
Aaron Herzog Day ago
Oh my god. Best video ever
Meme King
Meme King Day ago
Alright, my dudes. Let’s really talk about this. Would you find a tall woman attractive? Or do you prefer shorter women? And not just a woman who’s shorter or taller than you specifically, but just a short or tall woman in general.
Craig Thomas
Craig Thomas Day ago
After all of the backhanded comments she made about him if that were me i would have flamed her! Petty x 100
James Ashcraft
What he just did with her handy is exactly why nobody fucks with my mobile!🤣🤣🤣
Corey Amagula
Screen shot for the boys group chat
James Ashcraft
Fuck that! Nobody is allowed to fuck with my mobile! If a woman thinks she has to spy on my mobile then she is gone! SMH
....eeehh but you people in America are hard AF...!!! Hahahahaha
Saray Martinez
LOL 🤣🤣
One thing I find incredible is that so many women nowadays will say that 5 foot 9 (which is an average height) or even 5 foot 11 (which is quite above the average height in the USA) is short.
Trainer ShadOW
This video was great 🤣
Mowliid Mohamed
7:56 when she asks me how big it is
Martin Piere
Martin Piere Day ago
Im 5'5 and im loving it. You guys are awesome for this.
Zen Fox
Zen Fox Day ago
Good stuff
Thrilla Babyy
Honestly if height, money , looks or materialistic things mean more to you then their personality. Your NOT looking for anything long term and probably just insecure about your self.
Jade Grey
Jade Grey Day ago
“Kinda basic,” I was done 🤣
Faux Fennec
Faux Fennec Day ago
Isnt Danny Bhoi Scottish?
John K
John K Day ago
White women expert at this and other women of race follow loool 😂😂😂
Luke Ali
Luke Ali Day ago
She started it off by saying he had no phone cover. He uped the volume and said she's got low ass battery 🔋. He won!
Your battery is low as fuck - charge your phone 😭😭😭
Life Poet
Life Poet Day ago
She manly looking with a kid 🤣she trash
Chris N
Chris N Day ago
Crazy thing is he definitely liked her and had she said yes, he would've said yes
Kreek Evol
Kreek Evol Day ago
Yhoooooo the petty is strong with this one
42 and s*** crazy Moss
A the petty was real.If this order was a meal it was super sized 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂💯
mynameis bob
mynameis bob Day ago
she doesnt even have much muscle lol
Preach look like the joker in the thumbnail... like always
Matt Wood
Matt Wood Day ago
Danny Bhoi Is Scottish....I . ..Am Irish....And Irish You Knew More Irish Names 😂😂😂 LOL
Paul Buskie
Paul Buskie Day ago
Mc is Irish -- it stands for 'son of' ie McGeary is son of Geary-nothing for the women.
CHRIZZY . Day ago
Bro that law and order cut 😆
xXLeon13 Day ago
This man is going to assend to God hood. God of the petty cringe
Dawit Smallmoney
Thank you for a window into young peoples lives. My godson got me to subscribe.
Bob Jenkins
Bob Jenkins Day ago
He has a few risque pics of other women, but she slept around and became a single mom and still expects to automatically be given the moral high ground. Unbelievable.
oftheborg Day ago
Oh, you guys have an irish friend, so it's ok? XD
Bob Jenkins
Bob Jenkins Day ago
Gotta admit, I was making fun of the girl's appearance all the way until the butt pic. She is thicc at least!
Maria Angel
Maria Angel Day ago
Fair game.
viroz Day ago
The screenshots were probably touched once forever ago, I used to clean my phone like daily but after a while it’s just not efficient to clean it until you need to
robert audrey
Ladies first petty second
Loot Goblin
Loot Goblin Day ago
Diff between jokes and racism
The comments section is weird lol they were both terrible , but the guy was much pettier so idk what you all are saying
Thorfinn Karlsefni
Yes he was pettierbut she started it. I think thats the point theyre tryna make.
joshua tift
joshua tift 2 days ago
Griffith now that’s an Irish name
Kuwa Taka
Kuwa Taka 2 days ago
He should have said. "I don't need to ask if you want fornication tonight since you have a kid we know you put out." lol
John Harrison
John Harrison 2 days ago
Don't worry. You can be racist or bigoted about the Irish all day long. They're not fragile little bitches who can't take an unkind word.
Earl Bruce
Earl Bruce 2 days ago
That dude really should've gotten pissed at the creators of this video situation. He should've said why are you wasting my time putting this baby mama in front of me. At least get a woman that is eligible to be a wife or gf. Baby mamas are not. Baby mamas already chose thier lives. They chose to be baby mama's. She should get off dating apps and go take care of the kid she chose to have, unless she just wants to get laid some more. She is qualified for that.
Morrighann Snakes
I'd be more concerned if a guy's phone didn't have half-naked women on it. Guys that keep their phone cleaned up meticulously on a regular basis are bad news.
Guulu Gulu
Guulu Gulu 2 days ago
This is one of the very example that men get creative when they take revenge
K H 2 days ago
physically difficult to watch them meet
Mały Pierd
Mały Pierd 2 days ago
Oh kurwa oh fuck XDDDDD
DandereSenpai 2 days ago
Oh lord you guys have me dying. 😂🤣. This is great! If a woman ever comes and looks through my phone she’d find nothing but memes and more dark humour memes after that. 😂🤣
Floofy Blob
Floofy Blob 2 days ago
Nordic viking
Jeremie Matte
Jeremie Matte 2 days ago
Meh.... they're both douchey, petty and annoying. They should go on a date
Get Off You Bass And Let’s Fish
No man wants to raise another mans ball of flesh
Jeremie Matte
Jeremie Matte 2 days ago
What in the fuck is the point of the stupid announcer narrator asshole relaying everything the person in the booth says? Stupid fucking pointless annoying bullshit. Why the fuck even have them go somewhere else just to have someone else relay everything you've just gonna say anyway?!
Flacko Chinx
Flacko Chinx 2 days ago
Hahaha . I would've just put the phone down and walked away like nope . "That baby dont look like me - lil john "
Mick J
Mick J 2 days ago
Dr Tobse
Dr Tobse 2 days ago
She immediately disrespected him Females want respect byt i dont know more thn a hand full females how also give it
MayanMercernary 2 days ago
He should said no but I'm down for fornication to end the day.
Limon Ortega
Limon Ortega 2 days ago
That girl was lowkey bad but yeah the baby did knock her down a few points.
Limon Ortega
Limon Ortega 2 days ago
When are these bums getting on these dating shows? Lol
Erin Round
Erin Round 2 days ago
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