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Ted Cruz’s Desperate Damage Control, Trump Boys Point Fingers & Daddy Donny’s Tax Returns 

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The weather has been crazy across the country, on Saturday debris from a United flight headed to Honolulu landed outside of Denver, Ted Cruz continues to do damage control after his stupid trip to Mexico, members of Trump Incorporated are looking to point the finger of blame for the mess in Texas, Greg Kelly of Newsmax devoted a full segment of his show this weekend to Biden’s German Shepherd, fan accounts for the President’s dogs are posting tweets from their point of view, Diamond and Silk have a show on Newsmax where they cover “important” topics, we are one step closer to maybe getting a look at Trump’s tax returns and Don Jr. was sure to comment on it, MyPillow Mike Lindell is being sued by Dominion Voting Systems for more than $1.3 billion for falsely claiming that their voting machines were rigged, and Jimmy and Guillermo try the new signature greeting from “The Bachelor.”
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Feb 22, 2021

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Armando Hernandez
love you all stay safe!
PAUL JANSKY
PAUL JANSKY 7 days ago
WHO EVEN WATCHES THIS SHOW /IT COMES ON THE SWITCH TURNS OFF
BioDOC
BioDOC 9 days ago
6:13 with these two defusing sex bombs something has apparently gone wrong in their development 🤭
Ren Walker
Ren Walker 9 days ago
We call that kind of politician as TRAPO "GARBAGE RUG".
Student Of LIFE
Student Of LIFE 10 days ago
you are LIVING on your own DECEPTION..you are no LONGER funny, i am waiting for a true comedian to MAKE FUN OF you then i will roll laughing at your expense.
Jamie Daugherty
Jamie Daugherty 11 days ago
Lmao
charri withrow
charri withrow 13 days ago
Only speak for your stupid self-chore boy! Our President Biden has already run circles around trump! LOL Biden has accomplished more in two months than the trump circus in did not 4 years!
Dol Gol
Dol Gol 13 days ago
Fake Fox is desperate and pathetic !!!
Virginia Common
Virginia Common 13 days ago
Where is little Donny's brain?
Paul Kelly
Paul Kelly 15 days ago
Your so WOKE , why NO B.A.M.E people , on your T.V. SHOW ???
James Richardson
James Richardson 18 days ago
All to distract from his involvement in the insurrection on January 6.
Laura Wright
Laura Wright 19 days ago
Joe biden sent gas and fema because we all know how well fema did for katrina victims or any hurricane victims
Lawson the PunMaster
1:08-1:-12 It’s part of the plane’s engine cowling
Shred Yairi
Shred Yairi 20 days ago
Dimwit Kimmel! Clueless and not funny. The complete package.
Young Harp
Young Harp 22 days ago
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Jose E Miller
Jose E Miller 23 days ago
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987k views
987k views 23 days ago
One Random person who likes this will be rich in 2 years.
Edward Gensheimer
Edward Gensheimer 24 days ago
Fallon u actually think this stuff is remotely funny, he took his daughters to there friends as would any father
Edward Gensheimer
Edward Gensheimer 24 days ago
CNN is saying there is a border crisis finally because they cant hide it anymore than Biden can now
Julie Long
Julie Long 24 days ago
Miss Donald Trump more?!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ummm. Not even a little
987k views
987k views 26 days ago
One Random person who likes this will be rich in 2 years.
Robert Maynard
Robert Maynard 27 days ago
Get a job in the private sector ted
Lesly Ponce
Lesly Ponce 29 days ago
Kimmil poor comic. Do you have a better topic to talk or your show going to hell , because you kimm are idiot ?
realpqleur
realpqleur 29 days ago
Union built plane.
Josh peck
Josh peck Month ago
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Dkpb 1125
Dkpb 1125 Month ago
If thats all they can dig up on Cruz he will be fine. The media has already worn it out.Yawn
Lynda Elliott
Lynda Elliott Month ago
So many ignorant people! Making Trump lovers look dumber every day! How can they believe such crap!!
Deja Elam
Deja Elam Month ago
Cubic zirconia and polyester are so embarrassing 😳
Ricardo Rodrigijez
Jr. eyes are flying High ?
Tristen sail
Tristen sail Month ago
When are all the young people going to band together an abolish the Republican party... The only thing the party is good for is comic relief due to their idiocy within this stressful time...
Matt Jamison
Matt Jamison Month ago
That dog looks old and maybe a little wet like he just came in from outside. Could not be better taken care of than that dog. They have never seen a "junkyard dog" or a neglected/abused dog. Or Hell, I doubt those rich A-holes have seen a junkyard. Mistreated dogs don't have that blissful look in their eyes like Champ does.
marcelaruby84
marcelaruby84 Month ago
This ban Donald Trump on social media need to include his minions Ivanka, jr, Eric too
Mighty Mouse20
Mighty Mouse20 Month ago
This show gets more pathetic as it goes on. Nothing really funny, just a really disrespectful host that is not even remotely good at his job. Maybe he needs to see Letterman/Leno/Carson shows for real class, humor and fun.
Chungwei Wang
Chungwei Wang Month ago
The flowery pillow conventionally perform because couch intradurally zoom forenenst a gamy fiction. sad, cruel daffodil
Joaquim Manuel Freixeiro
Ooh my, if stupidity was taxable....😄😃😉
Nathan
Nathan Month ago
This whole thing doesn’t make sense you’re just laughing at all of the facts being throw at your face and presenting them as an argument. Is Biden not cutting off people’s ability work, are 300+ kids not coming to the border. You laugh about all these problems Biden causes like they aren’t ruining america
Matt Jamison
Matt Jamison Month ago
You must have sad life to click a video that has views that oppose your own just to leave a negative comment.
Vince Risi
Vince Risi Month ago
Jimmy Kimmel has self certified himself as a low/no talent.
Vince Risi
Vince Risi Month ago
Kimmel has self-certified himself as a no talent that contributes zero to any setting. Wouldn’t even draw attendance at a local gin mill..
William Filce
William Filce Month ago
Dog is better groomed than Cruz
Liz
Liz Month ago
You are awful. You’re only funny to 40%. Bashing peoples.... grow up.
Lauren Miller
Lauren Miller Month ago
My parents bought my pillows and I didn’t know it was a republican thing. But I remember thinking they suck. They are lumpy and hardly can be called a pillow 😂
Rafael pimentel
Rafael pimentel Month ago
😂😂
NuNu ReDs
NuNu ReDs Month ago
Mikey back on dat crack 😅
fabian lang
fabian lang Month ago
Whatever! Whoever! Who are the trumps?
Renee Sydnor-Henry
You are joking about a plane breaking apart in the air when you eulogize Kobe Bryant funeral and his helicopter exploded and killed him. Yes things could have been totally different with the airplane. Its truey wrong for you to do that you're disgusting and I love you but you are disgusting Jimmy Kimmel.
Timothy Rodriquez
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leniel dela torre
10:40-now its OurPillows you crazy whackjob
mac scrambles
mac scrambles Month ago
You're a fake whimp Kimmel
RACHELE GRASSI
RACHELE GRASSI Month ago
mfdoom
Papi
Papi Month ago
Coke Head Jr. you're dad could have gone any way as an ex president yet he didn't because he doesn't give a f*ck. And Biden is too busy with Covid-19 relief while Texas' problem is deregulations. So f*ckem !!!!
Crying Broken
Crying Broken Month ago
That's okay jr. ..you've got enough outrage for "daddy", your mom, AND YOUR BROTHERS, AND BOTH SISTERS TOO...🤪🙄
Strange Wayfaring Stranger
HAHAHA that little kid at the end. Hahaha that kid is too cool.
Melita Smith
Melita Smith Month ago
Very pathetic!!!
Strange Wayfaring Stranger
Lol the hilariousness of me getting a dog ad with a german shepherd.
etothengxd
etothengxd Month ago
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akparadise
akparadise Month ago
People are dying and you guys are worried about Bidens dogs.
AngryPCLobby Zweitchannel
That freaking fake laugh in the background is effin annoying as ef. Nothing of what he's talking about is funny at all
DOJA_ The Awoken Lion
Diamond and silk... why? Just.. why?
Fabio Soltero
Fabio Soltero Month ago
Hola Jimmy! Espero que todo esté bien!
Rocky Koast
Rocky Koast Month ago
What the heck is Junior on???!!! Look at his eyes!
navaskin
navaskin Month ago
Republican clowns! Lies and stupidity.
furonable
furonable Month ago
Conan is better
Zoe Fang
Zoe Fang Month ago
Damage Control all he wants *eye rolls* He's only doing it because of the backlash---HEARTLESS MONSTER.
phyllis garrison
The My Pillow guy wrote a book about how he was addicted to crack cocaine years ago. He looks like he started smoking it again! Just say NO! I loved the Dominion spot, it was HILARIOUS!
Dora Carias
Dora Carias Month ago
Blob Villa 😂😂😂😂
Pricilla Collier
Buffoonery on steroids. They do not reside in Reality.
Greta Kirby
Greta Kirby Month ago
Attacking a dog???? Is that ALL they got?
zool hert
zool hert Month ago
How was Jeff's island Jimmy
Paolo Mesturini
Paolo Mesturini Month ago
cruz......and friends...disgusting people....and americans vote for these guys......
Lupelff Craftgage
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dinakajtaz
dinakajtaz Month ago
sad
Chaim Salamon
Chaim Salamon Month ago
Dear Jimmy. Please stop the baseless use of the name Karen to label bad women. It is so insulting to so many Karens. Good Karens. I know of 3 that are model citizens in this terrible time. They happen to love your stance on Trump too. You owe a correction because of so many jokes‬ at their expense. It's not too late. We still love you
Kong Thai
Kong Thai Month ago
True. Ted Cruz is smart to CREATE A MEDIA CIRCUS for Texan Blunder. Now we watch..... MEDIA USA RULES 🤣
Juan Salvador Baca Gonzales
Jimmy if I didn't consider you my father, I'd want to marry you. Much Wuvs and kisses
mark brannigan
mark brannigan Month ago
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Standupforyourself9
If trump tries to intervene in any way with his tax audit. Jail...
Standupforyourself9
Fkn lunatics attacking everything actually thinking they will change people's mind ever. The dog looks amazing.
Bill Wegman
Bill Wegman Month ago
Jimmy Thumbnail >>> one mean sucker
Donald Talton
Donald Talton Month ago
Number of dis-likes kinda tells Jimmy's popularity now.
Ettore Namias
Ettore Namias Month ago
I love that mexican meatball :) lol
Richard Pierpoint
Biden must be more powerful than any previous President, if he can CASE TEXAS TO FREEZE - just saying!
Renae' Livings
Renae' Livings Month ago
The crowd laughs at every little thing.
I am Khai
I am Khai Month ago
The poor trump family is getting crazier everytime they open their mouth
TheHojirt
TheHojirt Month ago
True facts -- 99.8 % of trailer park residents are Trumpers and 98.7 of Trumpers are below average intelligence
Jahaziel fuentes
Bro they really attacking Bidens dog too 😆
Zay
Zay Month ago
Trump supporters: ThE nEw YoRk TiMeS tAx StOrY wAs FaKe Also Trump Supporters: ThEy ShOuLdN't ReLeAsE hIs TaX rEtUrNs BeCaUsE tHe NeW yOrK tImEs AlReAdY dId
Arabion knights
Arabion knights Month ago
Is that Ted Cruz, or Mr. Haney, from Green acres? Is that Don Jr. or Jeffro Bodeen, from the Beverly Hill bellies? I see a lot of people is Trump in town or is Satan holding a meeting.??
Joseph Franco
Joseph Franco Month ago
If political leaders give comedians alot of material. It just means that is all these politicians are giving to voters. 99.9% of politicians government officials are bacteria.
Randy Sprouse
Randy Sprouse Month ago
I can't wait to hear Guillermo say to Jimmy, "I don't think so Jimmy "
blink182 topfan
blink182 topfan Month ago
Funny
G. E. Ayres
G. E. Ayres Month ago
I don’t understand why people are putting Ted Cruz down. Poor Ted, if you didn’t know, is a great fan of TACO TUESDAYS. But because of inclement weather, the state of TEXAS was forced to cancel this weekly celebration. As we all know, a man has to eat, so Ted and his family hopped on the first available flight to Cancun to celebrated TACO TUESDAY in the country of its birth. It’s not like he took advantage of this holiday in Mexico. He did not stay that long in Cancun. After getting his fill of TACOS, he hopped on the first available flight back home to TEXAS, where he continued his stellar work on behalf of the people who elected him, by tearing up carpet in his home.
Yin Tai Ng
Yin Tai Ng Month ago
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Paul McDavitt
Paul McDavitt Month ago
Tweakin' heavy, Jr?
Alberto Bernal
Alberto Bernal Month ago
the dog at 4:29 look much better than the 3 dirty dogs before hiem
Angelia Mattie
Angelia Mattie Month ago
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Joy Phillips
Joy Phillips Month ago
Won't remark on Cuomo's nursing home scandal or sexual harassment scandal.
World Peace Wishing
If there is nothing to hide, just show it to us.
Suzanne Porter
Suzanne Porter Month ago
Jr. is high as a Republican kite.....
Deb Ski
Deb Ski Month ago
"BLOB VILA." 😄 Jimmy, you rock!
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