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"I talked to god last night and he said subscribe or else???"
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in this video i put on an old blanket and said some pretty benign stuff that is sure to set my mom off tomorrow when she sees this and sends me a long, meandering facebook message about making fun of christians or whatever.
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to the Gus & Eddy Podcast to small town reviews to I don't know why I am writing this. I am Gus. I wrote this. Also subscribe to the Gus & Eddy Podcast please. Eddy Burback and I make it and it's ok.
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

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Jan 12, 2021

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Gus Johnson
Gus Johnson 11 days ago
Friends! Last night I spoke to God and he told me that you guys need to follow me on twitter "or else"???? Twitter: @Gusbuckets
R C
R C 16 minutes ago
Jesus Christ is still the most spoken name 2000 years after He rose from the dead!Straight up facts
Kinga Tobiás
Kinga Tobiás 3 days ago
@Cameron Wright ha g ez fs
Cameron Wright
Cameron Wright 3 days ago
Twitter banned Trump, lets boycot Twitter
Kinga Tobiás
Kinga Tobiás 4 days ago
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Kinga Tobiás
Kinga Tobiás 4 days ago
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Virago ツ
Virago ツ 17 minutes ago
Your so close to 3M
Space Doge
Space Doge 9 hours ago
0:37 was incredibly funny hahaha ye aha christ yes
kolim jone
kolim jone 10 hours ago
The title: God speaks like people on Facebook says God on video: hey, Susan, Jesus here Me: wait a minute
Zeke Waters
Zeke Waters 12 hours ago
I'm offended
KayDubs
KayDubs 13 hours ago
Was not expecting that ending... 😂🤣
Tyler Morgan
Tyler Morgan 20 hours ago
👁️--_--👁️
Jake Pencil
Jake Pencil 21 hour ago
When he looked left and right at the end I got flashbacks to ‘there’s an endangered species right there’.
R1CARD0 1017
R1CARD0 1017 23 hours ago
Alt title god messing with people on Facebook
kolim jone
kolim jone 10 hours ago
?? But enjoying the video. ????
HansEinar Fuglum
Actually, according to scripture, and common Christian cannon, people, and children don't turn into angels when they die. It is a common mistake, and every time someone comments on their grandmother's facebook obituary that heaven just got a new angel I always make sure to correct them. I wonder why people don't want to be my friend.
HansEinar Fuglum
I definitely like this
Master's Sword
Sacrifice* for more garbage
Haunterboat
Haunterboat Day ago
As a Christian myself I'm not even mad that is oddly accurate
Baran Işık
Baran Işık Day ago
tjmhjökgyu
IdiosyncratiCm7
Americanization of Christianity KJV really kinda sus
ms42662
ms42662 Day ago
That angel one made me laugh so suddenly that I had a 5min long coughing fit
MrProofMan
MrProofMan Day ago
You forgot that he’ll spare someone’s dog if they get one million page likes.
j carranz
j carranz 2 days ago
Ok that last ones a bit harsh
bofooit gojo
bofooit gojo 2 days ago
SO cute...I love it! Perfection!
-A_ _S-D_ _F-
Ok dude
Holly Rogers
Holly Rogers 2 days ago
THE OBIEDA AND EZIEKAL ONE ENDED ME
Cara Roots
Cara Roots Day ago
Genius.
MatthewPlays_YT
MatthewPlays_YT 2 days ago
Ee
Mooh
Mooh 2 days ago
WHERES THE ENDING MUSIC FROM I NEED TO KNOW PLSSSSSS
Anuhlog
Anuhlog 3 days ago
wtf
Cavin Lee
Cavin Lee 3 days ago
Hey Ken how’s your private jet, you like it?
bofooit gojo
bofooit gojo 2 days ago
Friends! Last night I spoke to God and he told me that you guys need to follow me on twitter "or else"???? Twitter: @Gusbuckets
Blue Jay
Blue Jay 3 days ago
The funniest thing about this is the phone
niduoe stre
niduoe stre 3 days ago
“Running a bit light on angels up here, figured I’d kill your child”😝🤣
A Ghost.
A Ghost. 4 days ago
whats facebook?
Genflee
Genflee 4 days ago
My name is Jedidiah
niduoe stre
niduoe stre 3 days ago
thank you for this nice video ??. I like it.
sam Wilson
sam Wilson 4 days ago
Best video yet 👌
ApolloThe HealingHunter
My mother's name is paula 👀
Plorx
Plorx 4 days ago
I unsubscribed and then re-subscribed just to make sure I was in god's good books.
Bff_gamerz
Bff_gamerz 4 days ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣😅🤣🤣😂😅
Andrew M
Andrew M 4 days ago
Honestly though. Like, if he spoke to you why isn't your Facebook post in the Bible? He's already revealed himself my dude.
PigOlympus
PigOlympus 4 days ago
cummy nuts
Dro The Dimwitt
Dro The Dimwitt 5 days ago
The last one was fantastic
MonsterBxtch
MonsterBxtch 5 days ago
Okay but I grew up Catholic and this is exactly how he talks in the First Testament.
Lucas Egeland
Lucas Egeland 4 days ago
I didn't realize they had Chevy Malibus in 2 ad
MonsterBxtch
MonsterBxtch 5 days ago
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not still a Catholic 😬
Cameron Wright
Cameron Wright 5 days ago
This is not even funny. You think that since you dont believe in it making fun of what we believe. I just want to warn you that Mocking God and his people has some serious consequences. For example, two children were making fun of a prophet and the prophet called on two mother bears to come and eat the children, they were all eaten and killed.
That Guy
That Guy 16 hours ago
Comedy is subjective. People laugh at different things, and this is just another example of that. Whether you like it or not, don’t get aggravated by something obviously meant as a joke so much to the point where you feel a need to defend it. What the fuck. Nobody is judging you for being Catholic. It’s the internet, I’ve seen way worse. But don’t be this soft. You are going to have a bad time on social platforms if so.
Lucas Egeland
@Cameron Wright no
Cameron Wright
@Lucas Egeland after Jesus died, old rules changed
Lucas Egeland
@Cameron Wright really? Sounds to me like that's disrespecting god
Cameron Wright
@Lucas Egeland we dont go by all the rules in the old testament anymore, we go by the New Testament
blakekinseyfilms
blakekinseyfilms 5 days ago
Gus is the funniest man on this platform
Jacob Broome
Jacob Broome 5 days ago
0:24 i just got a cross tattoo on my thumb/wrist 3 days ago 😂
Morgan Germani
Morgan Germani 5 days ago
Was waiting for the moment he tells someone how graceful and forgiving he is and that they better share it with everyone on their FB or they’ll have bad luck for ten years.
J-エリコ
J-エリコ 5 days ago
dont be blasphemin' now
Ruby Cooper
Ruby Cooper 5 days ago
Why does god even need to test people if he knows everything, and therefore knows how people will respond under certain circumstances?
The Real Obama
The Real Obama 5 days ago
Yeah ... Christ
plainrock193
plainrock193 5 days ago
I can’t turn notifications on it’s says that ur content is made for kids like Tf no it aint
plainrock193
plainrock193 5 days ago
@bilij pdan ok and like I don’t even give a shit
bilij pdan
bilij pdan 5 days ago
Horrific incident occurs Karen: "Time to update my FB with thoughts and prayers" God: "Bitch, it's Sunday gimme a break"
Zephyr's Requiem
Zephyr's Requiem 5 days ago
Funny yet infuriating
bilij pdan
bilij pdan 5 days ago
when he makes fun of your name
Nikaluss
Nikaluss 5 days ago
“Running a bit light on angels up here, figured I’d kill your child”😝🤣
heather martinez
heather martinez 5 days ago
Gus Johnson is really funny he is the God of jokes
Random_Stuff420
Random_Stuff420 5 days ago
Church of Christ? Oh Jesus...
PV - Yeah • 10 years ago
The camera man needs a raise to talk to God... Erm Jesus? ---> 0:37
vinasu maaj
vinasu maaj 5 days ago
"figured I'd kILL YOUR CHILD-" i fuckin died
Figo 3
Figo 3 6 days ago
Amazing
vinasu maaj
vinasu maaj 5 days ago
I legit thought that beard was just shaving cream.
yaliso gioouy
yaliso gioouy 6 days ago
"oh that child has cancer? well lets see how many likes hes got to determine if he deserves to live."
Seek Jesus Christ
Repent gus
Siddarth Joji
Siddarth Joji 6 days ago
Jeses? More like Allah
yaliso gioouy
yaliso gioouy 6 days ago
The Biblical Studies minor approves
Robert Lust
Robert Lust 6 days ago
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bilij pdan
bilij pdan 6 days ago
Do you think god is watching this video?
BatTo Bat
BatTo Bat 6 days ago
The outro song is called “guess you could say”
Lord DIO
Lord DIO 6 days ago
This man could take acid and no one would notice.
bilij pdan
bilij pdan 6 days ago
Watch live how a goofy midwestern kid turns into an early 2000's teenager in the span of a couple of years.
nich1jb
nich1jb 6 days ago
Why is no one talking about that old ass phone? Bitch, where'd you get that shit?
Big Z
Big Z 6 days ago
when he makes fun of your name
TripleHitCombo
TripleHitCombo 6 days ago
*Horrific incident occurs* Karen: "Time to update my FB with thoughts and prayers" God: "Bitch, it's Sunday gimme a break"
A Person
A Person 6 days ago
I like how his outros are half of the video on most videos
Eduardo Valdez
Eduardo Valdez 6 days ago
NOTICE ME GUS!!!! I have this idea for a sketch it's not that funny or original but I was thinking with your magic touch it would be pretty hilarious. So the video starts with some random kid opening a water bottle, he has the cap of the water bottle in one hand and the bottle on the other hand. he starts glancing between the cap and the bottle and then the scene cuts to him pouring the the the the water into the cap and taking shots while in the background there's that one song that goes shot shot shot shot shot shots everybody
Eduardo Valdez
Eduardo Valdez 6 days ago
And then the rest of the video is for you to add some of your chaotic energy to the mix
Janko Unchained
Janko Unchained 6 days ago
Even as a believer this is fucking hilarious lol because there ARE people who take it extreme to this level
Dr. Harold Pontiff Coomer
I legit thought that beard was just shaving cream.
Raven
Raven 6 days ago
"figured I'd kILL YOUR CHILD-" i fuckin died
Elephant in the room
Yet another masterpiece you absolute genius
vinasu maaj
vinasu maaj 7 days ago
The real question people should be asking is what if God doesn't have a beard.
Mysteroo
Mysteroo 7 days ago
The Biblical Studies minor approves
Ashley Hendricks
Ashley Hendricks 7 days ago
I guess you could say...that you have a pretty good song to end this video off with 😏
vinasu maaj
vinasu maaj 7 days ago
Time for an editor. There's a typographical error on the caption read on the thumbnail.
Renique SD
Renique SD 7 days ago
Oh no😂
ALFox
ALFox 7 days ago
Love you Gus
0021martin
0021martin 7 days ago
Watch live how a goofy midwestern kid turns into an early 2000's teenager in the span of a couple of years.
foopyu nooui
foopyu nooui 7 days ago
I'm a Christian and this is too real, people be posting some weird stuff on FB and attributing it to God
Sxrifcice Gem
Sxrifcice Gem 7 days ago
smewv beerd
Jev 235
Jev 235 7 days ago
I think pillow guy should get another sequel.
foopyu nooui
foopyu nooui 7 days ago
So many jokes, so little time
Rev
Rev 7 days ago
*When your mum's name is Paula* Me: Say bet.
potatoorzo boi
potatoorzo boi 7 days ago
The last one who uses the forbidden brick phone Rlly!!
Aphidgamer 246
Aphidgamer 246 7 days ago
Hey Gus, just a friendly reminder that we all love you and your content.
King NMK
King NMK 7 days ago
As a Christian I can confirm this is 100% true
Applesauce
Applesauce 7 days ago
Wendy Williams pt 2
Ren Sawyer
Ren Sawyer 7 days ago
shrieking at the last part holy shit
huttio srreu
huttio srreu 7 days ago
Now do one for "if god talked how Trump supporters on facebook said he did"
Robert Colin Shepherd
Time for an editor. There's a typographical error on the caption read on the thumbnail.
Ok Gaming
Ok Gaming 7 days ago
Why is the guy from the Dr. Squatch soap ads wearing a beard?
huttio srreu
huttio srreu 7 days ago
Solid content as always
Furious BearGaming
Hope he doesn’t actually smoke
Skasche Lord
Skasche Lord 7 days ago
I just now got the post noti
Scomo-maccas adventure
Yeah your mate will get real good mileage on that Chevy because it won't leave the drive due to failure.
Bot Boy
Bot Boy 8 days ago
Superhygh new channel is xcompilation central
Jon Mickel
Jon Mickel 8 days ago
So many jokes, so little time
Ivan Erstić
Ivan Erstić 8 days ago
I don't like to compare, but your humor is Rik Mayall level. Maybe because of your face?!? ... Great job, man!
Pensive Scarlet
Pensive Scarlet 8 days ago
You went soft on that last one. We all know from extensive trauma-mom posting that the little angels come from miscarriages.
steve mcdonald
steve mcdonald 8 days ago
WOW!!....Those Blue eyes!
mijuo roui
mijuo roui 8 days ago
I like how he laughs when he talks about naming kids Obadiah and Ezekiel. It turns out that those names were actually just jokes God didn’t expect anyone to take seriously.
GLOCKS 5468
GLOCKS 5468 8 days ago
God & Jesus are different people
O Gaúcho
O Gaúcho 8 days ago
Oh yeah, my son Obadiah
mijuo roui
mijuo roui 8 days ago
This is honestly one of the funniest videos I have in a while
Little Crispies
Little Crispies 8 days ago
Damn making fun of Christians ? Edgy
Kid Punk04
Kid Punk04 8 days ago
the last line in the bit deserves this......... 'oof'
Snazzymrlemon 08
Snazzymrlemon 08 8 days ago
Video idea: Have all make a kids bop ad of your music videos.
Dalton Crow
Dalton Crow 8 days ago
Solid content as always
Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson 8 days ago
Who else the Christian dating app ad before the video
BananaBread
BananaBread 8 days ago
I’m a Christian but I think this is funny anyway, if you don’t, then you took it too seriously lol