Food Theory: Cheetos Are Cow Food!

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Theorists, Cheetos are cow food. That's it, that's the Tweet - I mean video. Listen, I LOVE me some Cheetos. If you pop open a bag, I will not say no! That does not, however, change what these crispy snacks are. They were MADE for cows! Still don't believe me? Well, sit back and grab a snack. This will blow your mind!
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Writers: Matthew Patrick and Luke Barats
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Rosanna Pansino Month ago

Miss you so much Matpat! ❤️

Xzander Graves 3 days ago

@that one guy with the voice Yeah but it seems like catholics teach the wrong things but thats just some things that i've heard.

that one guy with the voice 3 days ago

@Xzander Graves nah I am good Also it's fine, he is the most loved individual in the world cause christianity and catholicism has 3 billion members

Xzander Graves 3 days ago

@that one guy with the voice It's all glory to God. Jesus is not popular now so I just try to do my part fr. God bless Jesus loves you. Got any prayer requests?

that one guy with the voice 4 days ago

@Xzander Graves ight fair point, it is just odd to see it Odd but good

Xzander Graves 4 days ago

@that one guy with the voice But Jesus should be invited to anything.

LordSesshomaru85 30 minutes ago

Okay hear me out guys.. Cheetos fried chicken!!!! (and if you a thug, you use flaming hot instead!)

Sulfen 43 minutes ago

A local restaurant sells hot cheetos burritos. They're really popular

Pinguanis 6 hours ago

mooo.

Devdog Devdog 7 hours ago

Cheetos kinda bad

chayes 12 hours ago

Jesus loves u

BOYGENIUS538 _ 13 hours ago

Fritos are the best ingredient chip

Logan Reaves 18 hours ago

So your saying that in a matter of years, Gordon Ramsay will cook Cheetos in to a lot of his foods?

IMustBe Crazy 20 hours ago

Don't eat garbage.

DeodricOnline 23 hours ago

Digimon reference ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Amelia Mohd Day ago

Guess I'm a cow now

Dan101 Day ago

Well... I think we know the lord of food is... and it’s mac and CHEETOS.

Aidan Graber 2 days ago

I gotta stop watching these videos at night, especially when I’ve already finished my secret stash of Skittles

Luna cam 2 days ago

Im eating crunchy cow food rn........

Garry Williams 2 days ago

great work

Quinn Moore 2 days ago

yeah because the thing i want is a bag of cheetos that cost fifty dollars. also i put cheetos on my grilled cheese.

PleaseDontWatchThese 2 days ago

I knew Cheetos where bad for you, so I guess its not a surprise that I now know its industrial waste.

Eric Pelky 2 days ago

The nutritious kale ultimately belong because pea incidentally laugh than a angry composer. cheap, bewildered show

sam not rockwell 2 days ago

no wonder it tastes so good

Carmela Therese 2 days ago

uh- 𝖒𝖔𝖔

Lazygirl 2 days ago

Technically Cows are supposed to eat grass not maize and if we used the same maize to feed humans we would have less of a hunger problem. Look it upp there's a cool video on it

Anika Lawyer 3 days ago

This man that made Flamin Hot Cheetos is a God

Eloy Vega 3 days ago

7:46 Matpat had a beard?

lando dee 3 days ago

Is it is literally correct is it still a theory?

Jahvida Velazquez Gonzalez 3 days ago

i ate the subscribe button and subscribed before i ate it

Eliza Wulf 3 days ago

There is the issue of Cheetos being a corporate product. If you said cheese puffs, sure...but generally a top tier culinary ingredient needs the chef not to be sued...

Hy Le 3 days ago

Cow food is good

Sagan Brisebois 3 days ago

can we get him to make a corn flake episode?

theFLCLguy 3 days ago

Cheetos plus funyuns equal delicious

Zach Ostroff 3 days ago

Let’s go MONTIÑEZ!!!

whoofle 3 days ago

So who's gonna put spices on graham crackers and become a billionaire

I'll pick up those balls for you 3 days ago

I watched a whole video about food I don't like. man I'm bored

Nazgûl 3 days ago

Maybe I am a cow

marivee romero 3 days ago

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Therealfluff 123 3 days ago

Believe it or not, I never had cheetos

Nick a thicc 4 days ago

Woooooooooooooooooooooôooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

potato on controller 4 days ago

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Curly Whrly 4 days ago

How do you drop out of 4th grade

Hamza Shahzad 4 days ago

What about cheetos nuddelise

MegaOrwell1984 4 days ago

I love flamin' hot cheetos, even though like most spicy food, it hurts to eat, I can't get enough of it.

Duck At GameStop 4 days ago

Away

N D 4 days ago

The Theorists just LOVE blowing our minds...

The cabinet man 4 days ago

Moo

Noah Buie 4 days ago

I've been making Hot Cheeto Omelets for years

Chris Or cj 5 days ago

I don’t like Cheetos.

Beastymc 5 days ago

sooo no one is gonna say he low key looks like jsutin tim with his cut he had lol.

rgoidel 5 days ago

As a child, I use to love eating Cheetos. Then after my appendectomy in 1957 by 1959 I found out I was not able to enjoy ice cream, cream cheese, in fact any diary of any type or kind without a highly rushed trip to the bathroom. Thanks to Lactaid products de-lactating their ice cream some food from childhood I can enjoy again in moderation.

quelorepario 5 days ago

30 years later: "How rats went from pests to pesto"

kk kp 5 days ago

I dont care what it is might be grass i dont care only if it tastes good

Lacey Fisher 5 days ago

The crunchy ones are better!

........... 5 days ago

CHEETOS ARE COW FOOD!? well I guess I'm a cow now.

Cooper Riley 5 days ago

cow

Ezee Posse TV 5 days ago

A popular yeast extract spread called Marmite here in the UK used to be a by-product/industrial waste of a beer brewers company.

T-RexXD225 6 days ago

*continues to eat cheetos*

Caboose Productionz 6 days ago

I wanna see some Cheetos Liquor now

Big Giraffe 6 days ago

Nani 5:45

Big Giraffe 6 days ago

Me eating Cheetos I watching this video be like hmmm interesting

Queen puppy & King kitty 6 days ago

Wow thanks was eating cheetos win i was watching this

Queen puppy & King kitty 6 days ago

But great job on the vid!!

Lindsay Wiz 6 days ago

Then I’m a cow I guess 😐

Danielle 6 days ago

Wait if cheetoes become a culinary ingredient, won’t it become expensive because of demand-

SuperFireTurtle14 6 days ago

Do you believe in God? And are you saved? If so go tell someone else and tell them to tell someone else if not then go read the Bible take Jesus as your saver. If you don't want to then well you don't have to....

Mia Genevieve Lefebvre 7 days ago

they did make a mac and cheetos

Master Assassin 7 days ago

IM A ELITE GODLY JOCK 💯🏈‼️‼️🇹🇹💯🏈🏈

Sunny Days 7 days ago

sure love Cheetos

The cool kid five Nights at freddys 7 days ago

Omgggg

Thommy Jacksona 7 days ago

Did you just make a digimon reference? I'm happy. Life fulfilled

PhantomProductions 7 days ago

heck even cheetos sushi

Hailee Seabolt 7 days ago

Mat amd Ro have such a strong brother/sister vibe its crazy, I feel like it was really solidified by Escape the Night s3

Shelbi Wallace-Nunery 7 days ago

Cow food is mostly hey but Cheetos don’t taste like hey or humans can eat the snacks even Cowles because it’s contained with cow food we want to eat cow food because it’s OK but this one is invented for cows and humans to annoy

Sam Hudson 7 days ago

Next your going to say caned tuna started out as cat food and beef jerky doggy treats

Sam Hudson 7 days ago

We are the cattle that the powerful need

Gasper Englemann 7 days ago

The thoughtful break curiosly mate because brick comparably belong than a nondescript bakery. instinctive, spurious advantage

Amanda Bruce 7 days ago

ive never had Cheetos I've never had cow food

pastelsnail 8 days ago

I’m eating Cheetos Uhhhhh

Davin Pajuelo 8 days ago

This has to be the most American moment

AWCY? 8 days ago

So this IS clickbait It wasn't cow food it was industrial waste

a a 8 days ago

chetos eat mor food

Mac Turner 8 days ago

Don cheetle. Lol.

Naratama 9 days ago

"Cheetos is cow food" Hey if cow food is that delicious I'll gladly be a cow

Epic Gamer 9 days ago

Mortal you dare call me a cow...

Chloe S 9 days ago

So you mean I should actually try that cheeto flaming hot and cheese I saw? I bet it is actually really good on a salad though!

ryder russell 9 days ago

4:46 look again a bfdi asset

ryder russell 9 days ago

1:17 matpat if you use bfdi assets so much you should make a theory about it

Wabash15 9 days ago

Has anyone seen a video of someone actually eating a tidepod? I could never find one.

Midtoker Marius 9 days ago

Owls Cheeze Doodles is the only cheese snack in the world that actualy taste good.. Cheetos are fucking horrible every single type

Krappy Kaleb 9 days ago

Mat-pat: Cheetos come in a wide variety of flavor Also Mat-pat: *continues to show 5 bags of Cheetos that are intended to be hot*

Liam De La Portilla 9 days ago

but theres a cheetah on the bag and not a cow so that would be hard

ouistleplays 9 days ago

it's fine if it's made for cows, I'm shaped like one

Tim Stoffers 10 days ago

OMG HI ROSANNA

Brovo 01 10 days ago

Pizza isn’t healthy but its made of cheese,sauce and dough

Ross Hoover 10 days ago

the definition of sushi is a bite sized food on a clump of rice so i can put a Cheeto on a thing of rice and call it sushi

Kbye Bleha 10 days ago

moo

Conrad Davis 10 days ago

w h a t ? ? ?

PermaFrost 11 days ago

What mouth does that remind me of... bfdi? No... bfb? No... NO. IT CAN’T BE. THE MEMEING BUT HAPPY FACE. How could you be so diabolical *this is a joke.*

Joy Brock 11 days ago

There is a Mac and cheese to where you can put some Cheetos non spicy or spicy into normal Mac n cheese any kind your comfortable with I prefer Kraft after the Mac And Cheese is made it Cheetos in or spicy in and you got yourself a extra cheesy or spice Mac and cheese.

Joy Brock 11 days ago

I love his beginning of every video “Hello Internet Welcome To Food Theory” I love it 😂