Big Companies make the Worst Junk. 

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Apr 1, 2021




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Ros Socheata
Ros Socheata 2 hours ago
FireEagle7RED 2 hours ago
Hey love your videos can you review Tribit’s Fly buds 3 please
aspo pulvera
aspo pulvera 3 hours ago
Do you have any recommended brand for mp3s? 🤔
MatasPlayZ 11 hours ago
Pkcell lives matter
You're a sneaky little impostor!
he has 7 craigs
You're a sneaky little impostor!
Hi bois the Diablo got its first confirmed kill
You're a sneaky little impostor!
the Kellogg nugget looked like the 3rd gen Craig nano's UI
Virginia Harp
I had one of those generic mp3 players growing up. My mom got it for me for Christmas as my first mp3 player and she preloaded it with a bunch of music we would listen to together. It was red and I still have fond memories of it.
boyfriend Day ago
Sciencetist still can understand why garbage like this is exist
Acumenium Day ago
1:30 or so HOLY SHIT I HAD A CLONE OF ONE OF THOSE!!! It was surprisingly good at its time lol. Easy to work with and everything worked well.
DarkLordOutre 2 days ago
Military grade MP3 player is equivalent to Pepsi and Gatorade grade MP3 player
IntercityLisko 2 days ago
At 1:51 and daaaamn I had that mp3 player. Can't remember the "brand" or name of it but it had like 256 or whatever mb and it was my first mp3 player ever. Couldn't fit too many songs in to it but it was something compared to nothing. Even the font is just like it was in my player 15 or something years ago. 😆 (Sure these must be older players so no suprise there but you know. Feeling nostalgic.)
Blair House
Blair House 2 days ago
That laugh sounds exactly like leto's joker
Tinkles the destroyer
Oh I had the power up one as a kid!!! Actually I think I had, like, three of them...
KMIX Mashups
KMIX Mashups 2 days ago
*pronounced (hunday) not (heeyunday)
Sam Dabboi
Sam Dabboi 2 days ago
Gatorade nugg
Echo Delta
Echo Delta 3 days ago
I love the fact that you make a point of recording each audio player's "confirmed kills"
spooky 3 days ago
15:25 Well obviously they’re ok AND they want a sausage roll
SplitTheUnicorn 3 days ago
I recently started listening to scarlet fire unironically... IT SLAPS ^^
Mike Dreemurr
Mike Dreemurr 3 days ago
What happened to the chord mojo?
Skorpeon RyDer
Skorpeon RyDer 3 days ago
Hey, I had that first one in black. Used it at school, friend threw away the cap on me, even though they knew it was mine.
david ludwig
david ludwig 3 days ago
You're boring
Bastian Basner
Bastian Basner 4 days ago
These silver things were so generic, that even i had atleast one of them - btw I'm from germany.
Noah Stolar
Noah Stolar 4 days ago
"kiss the sky goodbye" is my new fight line
Raygamericed 4 days ago
We can rest easy knowing Craig would nev- NOOOOOOOOO CRAIG WHYYYY
bet Frank was ok AND wanted a sausage.
steven jones
steven jones 4 days ago
I'm so glad I found your channel! You are amazing!
Рип Бернадотте
bepis mp3 playder for analog mp3 onely
Zerossen 4 days ago
"AAA" gets me everytime
Taco budyn
Taco budyn 5 days ago
I need to know the song
Hattless Foe
Hattless Foe 5 days ago
Hey could you do a review on some Skullcandy products
Big Chungusus
Big Chungusus 5 days ago
They probably dropped the usb and the screen in order to have that whole lot of space left on that disk
Big Chungusus
Big Chungusus 5 days ago
If they don’t have left or right, the cables must be detachable
Big Chungusus
Big Chungusus 5 days ago
I think this is a rebranded Craig
Big Chungusus
Big Chungusus 5 days ago
The only good thing about the Kellogg MP3 player is the box.
Choi Choi
Choi Choi 5 days ago
this was my 1st mp3 player. one day I found it on the ground and the rest is history.
Hidden City Pictures
Your maniacal laughter when you blow up the earbuds is hilarious.
Reverend Ryu
Reverend Ryu 5 days ago
Tesco in the UK sold a red equivalent of that super generic one, the extra feature being you could change the colour of the led behind the screen, and there where weird little animations it would play when you turned it off.
Hidden City Pictures
When you opened the Avon one I literally thought it was an electric razor at first glance.
Speed Junkie
Speed Junkie 5 days ago
I actually still have one of these from 20 years ago, and still works lol
DALYN SNELL 5 days ago
There better be the Pepsi Man theme on that Pepsi Max
Chaz 5 days ago
who else saw the one nugget say bye-bye and then showed the unicorn? really a good analogy for these nuggets tbh lmao (13:19)
Ene-Chan 5 days ago
God I love this guy im so happy I found him from the raycon vid he makes headphone reviews so hysterical
Steven Stevenson
Steven Stevenson 6 days ago
Yo I had one of those pepsi max mp3s, a generic one though, and loved it. Possibly my favorite nugget ever.
Ecktor 6 days ago
My first mp3 player came free with my dial-up internet, but it’s actually pretty ok and it still works.
Auke Mulder
Auke Mulder 6 days ago
my mom had one of these i found it a while ago again there was only brian adams and bon jovi music on it whahah
Ecktor 6 days ago
0:55 This thing. I have it... ☹️
Joseph Scarpaci
Joseph Scarpaci 6 days ago
10:42 my ears cried im in the middle of class but had to watch dankpods one of my favorite australians
BM1x 6 days ago
0:07 My wife should read that
NebulousTv 6 days ago
Ok, I wanna say my favourite thing that you do Dank, and that is that at least this is what I think, and it's that you use the silence in the beginning and setting something on the table/speaking as a way to line up Audio/Video.
Airbus A320-200
Airbus A320-200 6 days ago
Funny how the Diablo had 2 kills in its 2nd vid but the Mojo needed like 70 of them to have just 1...
Pre-Mations 6 days ago
There all the same They Work together
Lil’ Red Crewmate
Gatorjunk Kellojunk MPJunk Hyunjunk Pepsijunk Avonjunk Armyjunk Craigjunk
Build Prone
Build Prone 7 days ago
My grandmother got one of those for me and one for my brother and we both loves them and used them for literally years like almost 7 years.
sir calvin
sir calvin 7 days ago
ok but...... i sued to have one of the mp3 players, just in rubberized red
retro productions
i wanna get myself a ferrari nugget
Matt Hunkee
Matt Hunkee 8 days ago
I feel like you could play copyrighted music when you test the earbuds because the music is so distorted, it may pass US-first's copyright detector. (BUTDON'TQUOTEMEONTHAT.)
Kristian Nowak
Kristian Nowak 8 days ago
2:36 Sorry this is upside down, it's an Austrailian thing.
Pwotogen 8 days ago
Sorry this is upside down it's a Australia thing. Thank.
Ugnius Ugnius
Ugnius Ugnius 8 days ago
Craig noooooooo
melody Villanueva
where na-no
iced_coffeelvr 8 days ago
Holy crap, that same craig was my first ever MP3 player!
Rafael Besser
Rafael Besser 8 days ago
It makes me so happy to see a samsung chip inside of this And that's when I wheezed
Goodguy Typhlosion
Sam Squids
Sam Squids 8 days ago
The iPod can suck a fart out of my ass, I'll just get a minidisc player instead, no need to install rockbox, no need for iTunes, just plug that shit in and record it.
Sam Squids
Sam Squids 8 days ago
yeah maybe I was being a bit too harsh
Harrison Sutton
Harrison Sutton 8 days ago
I love that Hyundai MP3. I have some Hyundai branded earphones I got at the auto show.
Phil N.
Phil N. 9 days ago
The Avon one looks like a vibrator.
Monster2239 9 days ago
*Nugget-o's!* A part of this complete collection of garbage MP3 players$
Onomi 9 days ago
Gg wp diablo
Göłd Šhårdś
Göłd Šhårdś 9 days ago
I’m pretty Shure that Kellogg’s is a cereal company, NOT A MP3 COMPANY
Adin McDowell
Adin McDowell 9 days ago
The Hyundai logo looks like the Honda logo
T3K 9 days ago
that blue box looks like a genuine Hyundai parts box. but I know the parts boxes are darker blue with silver/white stripes
Kirolos Maged
Kirolos Maged 9 days ago
I had the exact earphones that came with the pepsi max nugget when I was a kid!! Yea they were shit but I feel nostalgic now 🥺
katie 9 days ago
Stella Minecraft
Stella Minecraft 9 days ago
ok so this is *T H E W O R S T V I D E O* by far Didn't Really do much of it though
Shrimp Vendor
Shrimp Vendor 10 days ago
"I watch AvE." "Dingus." "Schmoo."
Sam Hite
Sam Hite 10 days ago
wait.... didn't he say no more EBAYYYY???!!!!
Sparrow_Dynamic 10 days ago
Yep seems army issued
Styx Y. Renegade
Styx Y. Renegade 10 days ago
Hai Yun Dai Hyun Dai Dank: HEE YUN DAY
The Memegeneer
The Memegeneer 10 days ago
I hardly listen to music. I have a pair of 20$ headphones. I don’t care about my sound quality or what not. I watch these videos. I very much enjoy them
Jeremy420 10 days ago
what is the song he keeps playing PLEASE
MrSaproling 10 days ago
hey mate, recently discovered your channel , good stuff, off topic here but I need advice so who better than you right? my girlfriend is....no kidding, I have the HD600 with a shiit stack and they sound amazing, but I i am considering a more 'fun' set of cans, I have for travelling (yeah COVID) the Audio technika M40x but they are not up for the desktop compare to the 600. what your genius mind would recommend? the 770 I assume?
MrSaproling 10 days ago
PS; love from France
R O K I 10 days ago
My sister had a pink one of those long MP3 players, that shit seemed to be everywhere lmao
ITAC85 11 days ago
*_It's all connected, in a way..._*
Skippy Thorson
Skippy Thorson 11 days ago
His laugh at 2:40 is why I maintain this is the best channel on US-first. He’s literally happiest guy in the world when destroying awful headphones.
LeLe Storm08
LeLe Storm08 11 days ago
I love the Fact that you can see a W I D E version of dank's face on the Avon MP3 Player
Strayed away
Strayed away 11 days ago
I have a genuine Nutella MP3 from 2012
Koen 11 days ago
I own and still use that first mp3 player I also sometimes use it as a USB stick for school
Aw Con
Aw Con 11 days ago
Whats the song he uses to blow out the headphones?
sal lybski
sal lybski 11 days ago
"Kiss the sky goodbye" Actually made me feel bad for the poor dirty buds a bit.
Nick 11 days ago
What do you think of the Walkman as in term of brand?
tjacob00 11 days ago
Seriously... Why am I laughing so much at batteries...
Alpha Raptor
Alpha Raptor 11 days ago
I was born in 2004
Holy Crusader
Holy Crusader 11 days ago
Craig would Never get this low
Jobo Atayde
Jobo Atayde 11 days ago
This is the most times I’ve heard “oh my pkcell” in a video
Purple_Chalk 11 days ago
Me: can I have an MP3 player? Mom: we have MP3 player at home MP3 player at home:
Purple_Chalk 11 days ago
I’m watching with headphones My poor ears lol
Silcc 11 days ago
3 licks means both
jill 12 days ago
Three licks means frank wants both!